We Are All Miracles, Wrapped up in Chemicals

50000000000000000000% done with my parents’ preferential treatment of my brother.

Some days, I am the most adult member of my family. This is shaping up to be one of those days…

ELEMENTARY

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That is all.

So, good news is that I’m walking and walking without a cane most of the day. The bad news is that I may have lumbar functional scoliosis.

THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT ON HOW MANY INVISIBLE ILLNESSES A BODY CAN HAVE FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

I swear to the powers that be that my brother likes having my phone home more than having me home.

So one of my childhood friends (a dude) just posted on facebook regarding Angelina Jolie’s decision to undergo a mastectomy, and he was praising her decision to do it and not being a douchebag like the dudes from that twitter post, and I’m just really pleased to know that the people I know, especially those I haven’t spoken to in years, aren’t dickwads. 

*chinhands* *idiotic grin*

Werewolf!Alison for mzminola’s fabulous Teen Wolf AU, And The Moon Doth Shake.

Go forth and read!

I feel like I’m carrying a giant koosh ball of pain, but at least I can walk today?

YEeeeeeeeeeepppp. Slipped a disk in my back. and it’s inflamed. and it’s pressing on a nerve.

If you see a twenty-something hobbling like a 90-year-old, yeah, that’s me.

mzminola said: pls tell me someone who is for srs knows spines is gonna look at your spine omg that’s not fun

I am lucky enough to be going to the chiropractor tonight, as my dad throws out his back all the time, so he knows all the people. But in the mean time everything sux.

AT LEAST I AM HOME AND NOT AT SCHOOL OR ON A PLANE BECAUSE I WOULD BE IN TEARS NOW IF THAT WERE THE CASE!

GUESS WHO PROBABLY SLIPPED A DISK IN HER LOWER BACK AND IS NOW STUCK ON THE COUCH UNABLE TO MOVE WITHOUT INTENSE PAIN?

THAT’S RIGHT. ME.

I AM 21 YEARS OLD AND MY CANE IS MY NEWEST ACCESSORY.

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

(Source: nostalgiaunicorn, via chambergambit)

My entire family summed up in a single quote:

“Did you take your meds today?”

mzminola:

Scott was never bitten. Allison was.

Re-blogging for the morning, and because chapter two is up~

AND ALL OF MY FOLLWERS SHOULD READ THIS BECAUSE IT IS WONDERFUL!

I. JUST. WANT. TO. BE. HOME.

*throws an epic toddler tantrum*